Crave my indulgence?

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the Chinese just don't have the spam panache that the Nigerians do.

Though I do sort of like "crave your indulgence" nonsensical as it is.

How come yours are always about money and mine are always about my penis?!?
I wondered about mercury retrograde today. our phones went kaput for 45 minutes this AM. And then mysteriously started working again...mystery solved.
Quite obviously because your penis needs work. Mine apparently, is perfect. It's my finances that must need serious...erm...enhancement.
Mine will too if I don't stop sending all my money to Dorothy Melendez...
Yeah, I get the enhancement emails, too. Now they're calling it my "instrument." Oh, and one the other day called it my "love stick."
Send no money to Dorothy Melendez. She won't get it. Mercury retro an' all.

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