The Tweet Commandments *contains snark*
The Tweet Commandments
Thou shall not use twitter solely to let the world know you
are posting, preparing to post something, reading something you posted or
anything of that sort.
Thou shall not link to bad music.
Thou shall not advise, instruct or otherwise command your neighborhood to add or remove people from their neighborhoods.
Thou shall not offer individual shout outs to all 300 people in your neighborhood each day.
Thou shall not monopolize thy tweet stream of conversation.
Thou shall not have ugly and potentially embarrassing melt-downs that render your neighborhood speechless and uncomfortable.
Thou shall not harass people who “unfollow” you.
Thou shall not use twitter for what clearly qualifies as an IM conversation.
Thou shall not tweet and drive.
Thou shall not covet they neighbors tweet. (I don’t know what it means, either)
Comments
I have seen some crazy meltdowns from my neighbors on Twitter...and the harassers....hoo.boy.
I know it is against the rules, but did you post a link on Twitter? LOL
Uhm, yeah. ...pretty much.
LMAO yup...just wanted to hear u say it lol ;)
Thou shalt not covet....wishing that someone following your friend was following and twittering with u!
I love this list!!!!
Mufuggin AMEN!!! And don't forgot:
Thout shalt not press thine genitalia against the webcam lens, leaving it smudged and blurred and with a divine odorous funk.
Truly one of the SHALTS that so many people ignore.
@don't angry up the blood: I love you too. Did you call me ridiculous? LMAO
:)