http://rpm.vox.com/library/posts/tags/breathe/page/1/ ...with no sugars, preservatives or artificial coloring. en Vox Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:21:38 -0500 Copyright 2007 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss breathe http://rpm.vox.com/library/post/daily-snark-perfumed-gym-mates.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(RPM) http://rpm.vox.com/library/post/daily-snark-perfumed-gym-mates.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://rpm.vox.com/library/post/daily-snark-perfumed-gym-mates.html?_c=feed-rss-full Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:21:38 -0500 <p>Dear <strong>Women/Men Who Wear Perfume/Cologne to the Gym</strong>: </p><p>Nothing elevates the challenge of my morning run like not being able to breathe. Last time I checked, you come to the gym to sweat and to work your body. This will require oxygen. We are there to breathe hard, not to breathe your lovely fucking aromas. It might be hard for you to believe this...but there are other people who exist in this world besides you. And we might not like trying to oxygenate through your musks and flowers. </p><p>Fucktard. </p><p>I know. I snarked excessively. It&#39;s Monday. </p><p>To you floral delights, I dedicate this track</p> <p><br /> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00c2252298fe8e1d00d41447a6f16a47" at:format="extra-large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-extra-large video-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item video-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://rpm.vox.com/library/video/6a00c2252298fe8e1d00d41447a6f16a47.html"><img src="http://a1.vox.com/6a00c2252298fe8e1d00d41447a6f16a47-500pi" alt="Bush - Machinehead" title="Bush - Machinehead" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://rpm.vox.com/library/video/6a00c2252298fe8e1d00d41447a6f16a47.html" title="Bush - Machinehead">Bush - Machinehead</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> </p><p></p> <div><br /></div><div><br /></div> <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://rpm.vox.com/library/post/daily-snark-perfumed-gym-mates.html?_c=feed-rss-full#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c2252298fe8e1d00d4144a0cb83c7f?_c=feed-rss-full">Send to a friend</a> </p> bush snark gym breathe