1 post tagged “spam”
I just love spam. I love, love, love receiving at least 30 different email a day across my varied inboxes from people greatly concerned about the size of my penis, my ability to provide "her" hours of pleasure...and...the multitudes of people who are just waiting to dump buckets and buckets of money I never knew I had directly into my lap, for next to nothing. How did they know I needed that cash? How did they know I desperately want to acquire a penis and ensure it is fully medicated to become superlover to a woman named, "her?"
So today, I cheer my new best friend Frank. My new best friend Frank wants to give me $800,000.00. And apparently he's a really good friend, because I completely forgot I was to come down there...("there" is most likely where I will find "her") and claim my money. So he's gonna ship it to me.
First thing I'm gonna do when I get my 800,000.00 is get Frank enrolled in school so he can learn proper english and spelling. Then I'm going to introduce him to "her" and then I'm gonna give him some of those meds that make my penis even larger and more pleasurable. Then I'm going to have them both arrested.
Happy Tuesday.
Love, RPM
