RPM

I'm an ordinary girl with a very sarcastic sense of humor, basic inability to bite my tongue with a heart the size of Texas. I am deliciously devoid of overbite, I wish I ate more fruit. I'm not nearly as mean as people think I am, but I'll admit it's a convenience that prevents me from being spread too thin. I'm left-handed and I hate contemporary R&B. I love to disagree with people to watch them get annoyed, ironically the word I seem to hear most from people is "no"...so who's really starting it? I think baths are gross when there's a bunch of dead skin in the water, but that's my OCD talking - not me. ESPN makes me happy, CNN makes me sad, writing keeps me free. I dig sympathetic samurai and sensitive spartans. People who read books and aren't afraid to deviate from mainstream are my favorite coffee mates. There are no limits to the ways I can entertain myself but if you come along for the ride, that's on you. If you're clever and you actually learn something about me from this, then something tells me we're gonna get along just fine. There, that about covers it.